How to be happy in Nigeria

Avoid politics especially if the activities of our leaders always give you the arrgghhh!!!!moments. Don't worry, when politics start working again in Nigeria, your neighbour will tell you.

Don't watch, listen or read news headlines in the morning. You won't miss much anyway.

Don't take the threat of your landlord to heart. He's only doing his job

Never, I mean never date your boss. You give away the job you want to secure by doing that.

Clear all the I.O.U's in your life. The feeling that comes with paying your debt is priceless.

Listen to loads of music everyday. Not the type that shouts 'ukwu' or wants you to shake your bum bum. You can if that's your kind of music.

Watch tons of nollywood movies especially those produced by upper Iweka and Alaba moneybags.

Never visit the bank when your account is in the red, else you will develop instant Migraine.

Never fight with a conductor. You will lose both ways.

At all cost,avoid plying the roads popularly knowns as 'one way'

You see Ashi? Avoid them.

If you ride in public buses, see the driver and conductor as actors and fellow passengers as like people in the cinema with you.

As much as possible, mind your business.

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