Monday, July 30, 2018

The CP's Diary 2







Me:Are you hypertensive? 
Her : l bin get before, but God reject am for me. 
Me: Siddon make l tie your hand. (checks BP and its high) Eken, wetin you say happen to God? 
Her : I say l been get but God don reject am for me. 
Me : way your Drugs? When last you take am? 
Her : them da house. I never take am for 3 weeks. 
Me : ok. Me and God want make you da take your Drugs you hear?
She starts laughing, l join too. We talk more and she left satisfied.


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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Love on the Rock






The last time l went for a marriage /relationship seminar was 2016. I left there depressed. These days, l don't even bother except you are a sound teacher.

Out of all the sisters in that meeting, it was Just a handful of us that were in our 20's. Others were above the big 30 and oh boy! Their testimonies weren't funny. A sister aged 36, got up and told us of her challenges and pressure. Sounds good, right? Except other sisters followed suit—similar unfortunate experiences. Gradually, a meeting meant for edification turned to that of fear.

Monday, July 23, 2018

Confession of a Lazy Naturalista





When l started this natural hair journey, l thought all l needed was coconut oil, shea butter and a spray bottle. Cheap right?
They lied to us.
The first coconut oil l bought was adulterated. The second smelt like cooking oil. The third was from a client. Her Aunt sent it to her, sisi dropped it and said she wasn't going to use it. Why?
How?
Who doesn't use home made coconut oil?
'Ah! That my Aunt eh, She is a destiny killer o'. She said.
Ok aunty bring it for me you hear? My destiny is in Christ. And that was how l got over 100mls of correct coconut oil.

Friday, July 20, 2018

The CP's Diary 1




My Dad had a client we called 'Yamaha 80' named after the bike he rode. Looking back, l realize l now use pseudonyms for regular patients because remembering names is a challenge for me. So l have (in no particular order)
Pharm pharm - Because he calls me that.
Sugar Daddy - Uncle has chyked more than half of the Female staff.
Fat Burner - she is so concerned about loosing weight we won't hear word.

Friday, July 13, 2018

The bus conductor and I.






On my way to church last Sunday, something interesting happened. Few minutes after I got into the bus, this lady on radio asked an ancient controversial question. Guess it was a street waka series I think. So she asked ‘does wearing jewelries take people to hell?”

How Our Music promotes Drug Abuse

The lyrics of a certain song l heard in the bus today is "how would you like to smoke some weed " Like that's the...