Lemme start this post by saying my Dad can gist for Africa. So whenever he calls me and asks "where are you?" I know its an indication of hot gist brewing. So last month we were having a jolly conversation when the following happened.
Dad: how far na?
Me: how far dey o.
Dad: I mean how far?
Me: ah wetin be how far.. I no understand u o
Dad: how is ur man?
Me: (ghen ghen) which man?
Dad: so u want to tell me you are not dating someone.
Me:( burst into laughter) don't worry. It will happen in due season.
Dad: eh eh.. Fast forward two weeks later I was going for a wedding and the day before we had another conversation.
Me: daddy I'm going for a classmate's wedding tomorrow o.. Its in Anambra
Dad: eh eh.. So your classmate is getting married ( in a very sarcastic tone)
Me: haba, oya spill it o.. What do you want to say.
Dad: shebi u talk that day say men full everywhere.. Ok o.. Better go and get married.
Friends and well wishers didn't even make it any better when I was on my way out of the hostel and they kept saying " bring man o" .
Well me I went to eat food, take plenty selfies and gist with my friends.
I don't know what my dad is doing seriously, but sometimes we think women should be the reminder that your biological clock is ticking. But my dad eh! Da use style disturb for africa.
I'm a firm believer of Isaiah 34:16. You know when the prodigal son ask for his share of inheritance in the bible he did what was right but at the wrong time. So when I say it will happen in due season , it will. Like I always tell my friend Nanya "shebi I should go and chase man?.
And oh, I forgot to add that my dad attends wedding every month now.. Shebi una see sa na serious soup I da so???
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