Friday, January 22, 2016

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR IKEMBA










Dear Mr Ikemba,
I don't know you and I'm very sure you don't know me either. It still amazes me how you got my email add but I will forgive that sin because we live in a world governed by technology.

I get your emails everyday on 'how to enlarge the size of my d***", "how to last longer in bed"," how a woman vows to cheat on her husband"and just this morning you sent me an email on a survey that shows " women do cheat on their husband".
Nevertheless, I want to let you know I am a "she" not "he". I don't know the ideal length of a man's d*** nor the length that requires elongation but that's certainly not my problem.

Secondly,the pledge of a woman to cheat on her husband puts no food on my table neither does it help me get a better understanding of my medicinal chemistry.

Thirdly, who and who did that survey there? I wish I could find you, so I can instill some common sense into your cerebullum.

Finally, Mr Ikemba. This is 2016, receive sense In Jesus name
 
Signed

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20 comments:

  1. Lol. Mr. Ikemba take note!

    I get some spamy emails too. But not as silly as this one o.

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  2. END'S TIME LETTER
    This is not funny...Its a message I get on a daily basis...He has his way of getting in touch with you, because even when you unsubscribed for his email, he will still get in touch through another means.

    All I do now is to ignore his mail..don't even open it.


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  3. That's a bad mail. The open letter is well written, send it to his mail also. Pray he will receive sense this year

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  4. Ha Mr Ikemba abeg receive sense this year. Lol


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  6. Please we need to sue him oo . his emails have flooded my yahoo mail, kilode. I thought I was the only one.


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  7. Haaaaaaaa thank you Favour

    I don tire for the man like seriously

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  8. You should forward this mail to him so he can desist from such

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  9. Bruh! I get the same trashy spam emails from this same man telling about 1+1=1 How did he get my email ? Inly God knows.I think its high time i foward a dead picture of someone who died woefully and telling him should he continue sending me thise spams, the same thing will happen to him.
    RIP should u send one more trashy emails. Nonsensical nonsense. 😒😒

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