THE WORD FOR TODAY.

In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth. She finds a remote grass field near strong flowing river. This seems a safe place. Suddenly labour pains begin. At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire. She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her. To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her. What can the pregnant deer do? She's  in labour!

Yay!!! l've been nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award

So Catwalk with PAT nominated for the versatile blog award and seriously l am overwhelmed. Mua??? adim versatile??? Thank you so much PAT for this nomination.
What is the versatile award really about?

Finger Lickin' Good.

There’s a place on Dibijo Olabesi street of where we've heard the tales of old. There was a tidy shack tucked in a corner, which provided its goers with pleasures untold. As a matter of fact it needed no telling, for the people who came from far and wide. Of the taste that would envelope them yet leave them yearning, that could make men scoff at or forsake that of their brides.

WAS IT LOVE?

Was it love we found?

The perks of being Single.

Sleeping Diagonally on the bed.

Wild Nights.

Quiet weekends.

Dangerous Drugs

A new lecturer walks into class three days ago and started talking about "dangerous drugs" then she started outlining the side effects of using dangerous drugs. Note that dangerous drugs include drugs like cocaine, indian hemp et al.

Photo of the day.

Thats says its all...and when a friend of mine uploaded this pics below on facebook... i was so heartbroken. Yesterday, Jesse William tweeted a lot about it. RIP SANDRA BLAND

IN THE PAST... AND NOW!

I used to walk up to gift shops

Spending hours selecting that gift

I felt would suit your person.

Now

I don’t know if these shops still exist.

17 things l learned at 25.

1. Don’t hide from vulnerability. Even when it means that you might end up in a puddle of pain, do it anyways.

2. Propose new ideas that you can and want to take on. It might be a long shot. But you also just might end up spending three months in Europe or your dream country.

3. Go ahead and show up at his door. (Or hers.) There’s something beautiful about being so unafraid to love… even if you’re wrong.

See how this guy found out he had testicular cancer.

This story posted by a guy on Reddit really amazed me. Basically, he was in the bathroom one day and found his ex girlfriends pregnancy test kit. For a bit of laugh he decided to pee on it. To his utter shock and surprise the results came up with two lines as per the image above. This as we all know basically means he is pregnant right? Well, obviously he is not pregnant but he thought it to be funny anyway. 

photo of the day.

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