There’s
a place on Dibijo Olabesi street of where we've
heard the tales of old. There was a tidy shack tucked in a corner, which
provided its goers with pleasures untold. As a matter of fact it needed no telling,
for the people who came from far and wide. Of the taste that would envelope
them yet leave them yearning, that could make men scoff at or forsake that of
their brides.
Now you shouldn't
misunderstand me, take your mind out of the gutter. The
tidy shack I speak about was not a house for slaughter. Well not in the prurient
sense anyway, for I can count the goats and the chickens. Their bone heads in
the dustbin just behind it, from which the crows keenly gobbled their pickings.
There also, huddled a few feet away, were some folks with their distended bellies.
Just at slight distance beside it did they give their freed bowels sway; the
stuff from their entrails forming all manners of pastes, jams and jellies.
The tidy shack of lore was
owned and run by a skilful witch. Iya Ibeji with
her fufu; her irresistable dish. No, her comers did not mind, but in fact were very
kind, to make known to anyone who would want, that this lady’s
mealie indeed held no taunt. That it was very safe to roll, between the palms
till you let it go. Dipped in a soup of oil and vegetables. Steeped in sauce
and all the pleasurables. Rolled ponmo, kanda and pieces of towel. Sometimes tongue,
sometimes skin, sometimes obtained from the bowel. The whole of a goat head
dish or the half of it. Sea fish, fresh fish, even the dog and cat of it. A sea of variety of the soups
and the stews – yes, with mixing if you’d
like it, but that’s if you so choose – Extra could be asked
for, of course at added price. And this warranted that no
one ever asked her for rice. Her rice was in no way
bad, but it made many a man sad, that when after a few footsteps the fullness of
the meal would be gone as if sets of overactive tapeworms had snatched up the
goodies, and afterwards in joy had begun freestyle rapping among themselves
whilst wearing facecaps and hoodies.
There is a place on Dibijo
Olabesi street of where we've
heard the tales of old. There was a tidy shack tucked in a corner which
provided its goers with pleasures untold. As a matter of fact it needed no telling,
for the people who came from far and wide. Of the taste that would envelope you
yet leave you yearning, one that could cause a doubt for whose loyalty; Iya
Ibeji’s and your bride’s?
This post was written with permission from anakadrian
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