THE LOST MOM

One day I was going to seattle and stopped in for lunch at a little café. From my window I saw a young teenage girl out in the cold, squatted down in a close down businesses doorway, holding a small bundle in her arms. She was panhandling, people were mostly walking by ignoring her. She looked just broken.

THIS KAIN LOVE SELF!!!!

“The day I go catch u eh!!! I go make sure say I give you belle so that you go marry me by force” said  Mr X to me on one of our many conversations after I declined his offer to come spend the weekend at his place. Now, let me tell you about Mr X, we both had a crush on each other and I never knew his name until two years later when someone sneaked behind me on my way back from church.

Mr X: hello Osas, good evening

THE SUPRISED VISIT

Sometime ago, l told you guys i started work in an hospital and i promised to share some of the stories with you. Here's one of them. Enjoy.

 While consulting with dr. Cynthia (not real name though)this man walks into the consulting room and they started conversing in igbo. Of course, my understanding of the igbo language is still very limited but I had a grasp of the conversation when she said “ these drugs are free and are provided by the government, so why haven’t you been on your medication for the past 6 years?”. 

Instagram phobia

I think I’m one of those few who deliberately refused to embrace instagram until the initial vibe wore out basically because I’m far too much into social media and keeping up with passwords is a lot of stress for me.  I won’t even consider using one password for all of them for the fear of hackers.

HAPPY BORNDAY NAIJAMOM

To an amazing woman on the blogosphere, an awesome cake maker and the one that gives people like us tips on home and all things family related. From all of us @ favourmoyseblog we say have a smashimg celebration. she blogs HERE

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welcome DECEMBER!!!

welcome to a new month. 

The Exam

Last month, I started work in an hospital and my eyes have seen and ears heard what I can’t even begin to remember. I’ve always underestimated the importance of life and knowing your HIV status until I started work. I never knew my little community had such an alarming amount of HIV positive individuals and the mere thought of it filled me with goose bumps. My prayers every morning is filled with thanksgiving. As in I am so THANKFUL. A lot of things I do effortlessly people pay so they can be assisted to do it and even at that it involves a lot of pains.

Why I started blogging.

I think I can talk to save my life. No jokes. Guess that’s one of the stuffs I’m really at  good amongst other stuffs. I tell people that l’m an introvert-extrovert, I can spend a full year in my room just give me internet access, food, books, a couple of movies and please don’t forget my bible.

Shocking Images of kids going to school

Maybe your parents drove you to school as a child or you probably hitched a ride with a friend or a friend's friend. Maybe you had a taxi come pick you up everyday while your parents paid or you walked. These photos will break your heart.

students in Indonesia crossing a collapsed bridge to get to school.

Attention Please!!!!

this was years ago sha...i don tush pass this one abeg 

and this is the closest pic of gratitude i have in my archives

Gratitude Challenge

As I got notification for this challenge , a song in my local dialect  came to mind... ten lepers were healed by Jesus. Only one came to say thanks and guess what? He was made whole. LUCY nominated me for the gratitude challenge and I’m so honoured . apart. According to the rules, I am expected to list five things I’m grateful for. Oh well. Apart from the gift of life and family… here they are

10 Awesome bridal shower games.

Purse Raid
Before the shower create a list of random things that can be found in the purse. Start with the basic things like mascara, keys, credit card etc and work your way up to more random things like food, an old movie stun, an extra pair of panties. The host calls out the items from the list and the first person to pull the object from their purse wins a small prize. You can do this as individuals or teams.

Yay!!! its Pastors appreciation day.

 Today l celebrate a man who teaches the word of God, the word of truth that gives the people  power…the power of love… the love of God!

A man who not only hugs the sheep but touches the heart of the flock.

The sheep know his voice and are blessed by his presence.

A man who teaches the medicinal benefit of laughter and the financial benefits of giving.

A man whose singing brings light into dark places and pierces the heart into conviction.

A man whose smile actually means “ I love you”.

A man whose eyes say “ I’m praying for you”.

A man whose lessons from the pulpit make you jump you and say” I can take the word, bring it on.

A man who everyone has heard of, most people know, who many people want, but l have him! Because he choose to stay my shepherd.

A man l appreciate and love, and who l am proud to call MY PASTOR!

Today l celebrate you Pastor Emeka Nwokike. Dominion city Nsukka celebrate you sir. 
WE LOVE YOU!!!

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Marriage Software

I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.

"MARRIAGE SOFTWARE"
This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.  In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

Whose Grandma is topless in times square?

I keep wondering why anyone would want to pose with naked women. And why exactly should it be labeled sexist to not want them walking around publicly. The argument is that women have a right to do as they wish with their bodies, and I am all for that, but I am not for people doing that publicly. There is a reason why certain things are just naturally done privately. If we all go public with the things we do in private, there will be global chaos. Being naked is one of those things, unless you’re in a public place that is designed to celebrate nudity — like a strip club or a nude beach or your home. Times Square is none of these places

Memoirs from Missions 3

Sunday was departure day, but not until we fellowshipped with the community churches who were finding it hard to cope. Numbers “1” and “2” were shared amongst us to evenly distribute us to the two churches which according to news had been chased to the borders of the community. Pardon me to call them: “churches chased to the borders of a border”.After walking for what seemed like over 15 mins to the outskirt, we got to the church… As service started, I saw that God could still be worshipped in spite of challenges and trials, there was a strong bond between both churches as the pastor of “church 2” recounted some of his experiences there and how they survived thus far,

Memoirs from Missions 2

 Day two on arrival was a Saturday (other days of the missions had crusades, house-to-house evangelism, community engagement and prayers) and just like any other camp, the commandants woke us all by 5am to start exercising and this time spiritual exercises. Knowing well that like the Spartan warriors we will be divided into groups to cry, yeah! Morning cry! So we dispatched in groups led by the preachers with mega-phones out to the nooks and crannies of the community that consisted of four villageswith some of us sleep-walking through the bush-path during the morning cry. That was when I recollected the mission field description given to us, which stated that the community which was still majorly practicing ATR (African Traditional Religions) and worshiping what we called “gods” and “idols”, had one shrine at least in front of their houses, which were decorated with

Become a celebrity with the ceRebration Challenge.

Do you think you've got what it takes to be the next campus celebrated ceRebrity?  How quick do you ceRebrate? What's your IQ level? Decide to represent your dept&faculty in the Big Challenge--CEREBRATION 2015, to stand the chance of winning scholarships, laptops, cash prizes etc. 
Online registration closes this October.  Visit the link for more info HERE
OR Call: Daniel - 07031679812,
SUG ASG - 07062496683.  
If you can ceRebrate, you're a ceRebrity worth celebrating! 
Think #CEREBRATION2015  D_Daniels'...par excellence!

P.s  This competition is restricted to University of Nigeria students only.

P.P.S.... i'm sorry for going awol on you guys dealing with a lot right now.


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Memoirs From Missons 1

Sometime ago l mentioned going for a missions outreach in one of the posts. l wasn't fully involved as my colleaques and l went for a clinical outreach. My friend Nnanna wrote this post( he was there from the beginning). It's quite a long post so i broke it into three parts ( i get bored with long post sometimes). Enjoy.

How to become celebrity in Nigeria

Original article on NSG but I've done plenty modification plus I felt the writer sense of humour is not as dope as mine( eyes rolling).

Do you truly desire to be the cynosure of the  Nigeria media without much hassles and stress? If your answer is yes, then this is for you...

1.Wear cheap shoes, very cheap designer knockoffs.. And let it be all over instagram. Not the kinda shoes that GLOWY puts up on her blog though.

2. Date a popular musician, claim him on social media, break up with him and release a single.

HAPPY BORNDAY CARINA JACOB

To an amazing blogger, one of the dopest story tellers on blogosphere. We at faavourmoyseblog celebrate you. Have a smashing celeb

THE THIEF

I had a nightmare,

That a thief sneaked in

While the rest of the world slept

And stole the meaning of love

It happened one night many years ago,

Before that, just before nightfall

A daddy had put his hand over a little girl

And he whispered ‘I love you’

She snuggled close, fearless

For the meaning had not be stolen

She knew he was saying that he would protect her

That he would pray for her and provide for her

She could look up to him and put her hands in his.

See how this kid describe her Mom's birth story.

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Saw this funny piece on SDK blog taught l should share.

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the 

best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a 

few years back.

Sister Fine Girl...

Sister Fine Girl...

Beautiful beyond words...
Electrifying without odds..
Many men want to be her Lord.. 
She's also ready to be their lot.

Picks phone, seven brothers to call...
I'm damn broke, she tells them all...
My house is empty, take me to the mall..
But you can't dial *556# with her phone at all...

Happy birthday Gloria

To an amazing blogger, a mother in Isreal, a woman who uses the blogosphere as a tool to preach Christ. From all of us at favourmoyse HAPPY BORNDAY MA.

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EVEN BEGGARS DEY HUSTLE.

Physical State: Tired.. Tired... Tired...

Thanks to the characteristic drama of the Lagos traffic.

Today had indeed been busy for me. First, I had had to go to a number of places, each further than the former; and then, I had had to endure a brawl between the seemingly emotionally strained bus driver with a typewriter for a mouth(he just kept spewing those curse words non stop), and a passenger who was aiming for something more physical than just the curses.

How to identify fake Nigerian police at a glance.

It has been said that security starts first with Intelligence; and you need the right information to be intelligent. As we get into the festive season and after, here are some safety tips on how to identify fake policemen at a glance.

When sisters run mad

Walks into room, sweeps, removes cobwebs, vacuums the floor,dust the couch... Looks around.#heaves a sigh of relief# so good to be back peeps. Who missed me???

So maybe I should have a label for some ibelibe posts. Two weeks ago while surfing the net I saw that Naomi Campbell was on the " free the nipple movement" For those of you who don't know, "Free the Nipple" is an equality movement that aims to remove the double standard of censoring female breasts. Many notable celebrities have participated in the movement including Miley Cyrus, Cara Delevingne.

What's my take on this? Any woman that decides to join this movement has zero self worth. This isn't equality, this is a movement that debases women. Like I always tell my friends we have to be very careful the way we raise our kids these days hence we would wake up one morning and get the biggest shocker of our lives. Just why shouldn't the female breast be censored?

This is Lagos; shine your Eyes.

State of Mind: Indecisive.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players" William Shakespeare

True. We are merely players on one big stage, and we each have a role to play.

But that was not what got me writing in my diary. Infact, I have a lot of impatience for Shakespearian words. Nevertheless, I got scribbling in my diary again because of one thing : Dramatic Lagos. Put lightly, 'Wahala Lagos', or 'Lagos na wa!'.

#BLUEAfrica presents...Love and Social Media

B.L.U.E.. acronym for Born Leaders Under Enlightenment, is a coalition of 4 african minds with a boiling desire to make an impact and modify the status Quo of mediocrity both within our selves and the environments within which we operate... Considering the young age of the founders, they aim to create a long lasting impact on the lives of as many young people as possible, One thought at a time, by encouraging them to Dream more.. Believe more.. Aim Higher and  inadvertently achieve more. Founded on the the 11th of October 2014.. #BlueAfrica is here to stay...

The Gray areas.

If you are laying in bed wrapped in sheets of miserable thoughts

Go to sleep.

A woman on her period ran a marathon to protest period- shaming

 Its either I’m becoming too stereotyped or maybe some people have made a decision to remain crazy or just maybe I’m affected by staying indoors too often. So Kiran Gandhi ran a marathon in London while on her period and deliberately chose to not use a  sanitary pad/tampon because she wanted to end period-shaming. What is period-shaming, you may ask? I don’t know. I heard about it few days ago and its been an interesting read. Apparently, some women apart from me and my friends have been shamed for having periods.

Quotes of the day.

Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried till 75

-        

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinion. Their lives a mimicry.  Their passions a quotation.

MORE THAN WORDS.

You said you couldn’t keep waiting,

For me to say “I love you”

But l’d said it to you everyday,

In ways you never even knew,

The Teller l want to slap.

7 years, 7 long years. They say that most business venture will fail within the first 3 years of start up, and others 5. 7 years I've been an account holder in Ecobank and just yesterday I got an alert for the first time of a meagre interest of N4.22k . Imagine o.. Maybe they've been paying interest of N0.50k which is very hard to notice. That doesn't stop them from deducting  money from my account every month even if no transaction was done. Sometimes I wonder if they charge me for the happy holiday  messages they send me. Note that they've never sent me happy birthday message .. Ever!!!

WORD FOR TODAY.

Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life while many in this world are dreaming of living your life. A  child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dream of flying. The pilot in turn  sees the farmhouse and dreams of returning home. That's life!! Enjoy yours.If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that. If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages. But those who live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely!

Stalker Alert!!!!

Apart from BBM and Whatsapp, I'm very active on facebook. I hardly use my twitter account ( I still don't know how that works) and I only visit instagram to look at pictures. My linkedin? Ah!! Story for another day. I think I've registered with every social network and its so bad I don't even remember the password to some. Who remembers 2go? Jeezz!!! I was such an addict. Hi5? I've been there. Nimbuzz??? Being there too.. Nimbuzz is actually funny cos I really didn't have friends so anytime I log in I chat with the Nimbuzz robot. Funny huh? I forgot Badoo.. That one kept making my phone to hang I just deleted the app plus all the guys kept wanting to hang out and they act very weird.

FREE FINANCIAL BOOKS GIVEAWAY.

It's been a while i did giveaways. No more novels for the now. lets take a break from pleasure reading to money making. Here are the book l will be giving out.
 All books are by Robert T Kiyosaki and they are in epub format meaning you have to download an epub/fb reader from your playstore or bb world.

Photo of the day.

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the MAD WOMAN that lived on my street.

I do not know the source of her insanity but she lived on my street, made us laugh and puts to bed every year. Sometimes she tells us of her sexcapades and injustice done to her by men. She'd say " sister osas do u know one man had sex with me today around powerline and after that he shaved my pubic hair and took it with him?" And I'm like WTF???

WELCOME SEPTEMBER.

HAPPY NEW MONTH PHAVOURITES..

So we are back to a fresh start again and i'm so excited because God has been so good l just can;t tell it all. Who has heard Damita hadon 'best thing that happened to me'?  That's my song this month. l have just two weeks to my exams and blogging is going to be very erratic. These are my prayers for you this month.Say amen oooo....because God dey answer my prayer @ the speedof light(winks)

1. The countenace of the lord will shine upon you.
2. The grace of God will abound towards you.
3. You will not fail in the place of destiny.
4. Whatsoever you lay your hands on will prosper at the speed of light.
5. God will give you the grace to see opportunity in uncommon places.

AMEN!!!!

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