Nigerians eh, choi!!! We can be vewi spiritual sha... this morning, I woke up late and frantic (cos I had a class by 7.am) and rushed to the bathroom where as usual there would be queue. So I asked this girl in our usual hostel language 'is there anyone after you?' And she replied 'nobody is after me o.. How can somebody be after me? No one is after my life" ah ah!!! I jus weak. Shebi she should have just answered a simple yes or no.
As I stood waiting for her to finish bathing, then Ada's post I saw on facebook sometime ago came to my mind. She had gone to use the ATM and asked a man ' sir are you the last person' and the man replied ' I'm not the last, I shall never be the last, I'm always the first' haba!!!
In a typical benin setting,you dare not use the cliche "are u serious?" As the person would reply " abeg people way da serious dey hospital".
Wanna try the market??? Just try and bargain and in a typical market woman attitude she barks, then you being nice will say " ah madam sowi o " she go just say ( in bini language) " I da forbid sorry o, people no go come tell me sorry" aaarrrrghhhhh...
Fast forward to my room, I recounted my ordeal to my roommates who reeled in endless laughter. I know this is funny but seriously, we need to chill on some stuffs mehn. One of my friends was sick a few days back and she kept saying I'm sick everytime. I rebuked her once and " by his stripes you are healed" . This is entirely different!!!
Oh well, some people are just...
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